I don't think he'll get a NIH grant...

In a scene reminiscent of the Ig Nobel prize in entomology in 1994, my son Leroy decided to experiment with ants. Specifically, he tried to recreate "ants in the pants". Literally. He then began running around the playground with his hand in said pants, grabbing his business, yelling about his penis being bit.

Ta heck with chuckling about it when he's grown, I laughing my ass off now!